Oh no, the Rocket League mobile game is very good



I never thought I would spend more time playing games on my phone than on my PlayStation 5, but here we are. Mobile games were the worst example of predatory, paid, naive shit – and there’s still a lot of it out there – but if you think there aren’t good mobile games today, then you don’t. have not paid attention. Between Pokemon Unite, The Room series, all the games from Riot, everything about Game Pass, and countless classic and modern ports, I’m never short of something new to play on my phone, and I juggle constantly with a list of mobile combat passes. But against my better judgment, I downloaded the new Rocket League game, and damn if I’m not already addicted to another grind.


Rocket League Sideswipe is not a port of the original Rocket League, which is mechanically difficult even without the vagueness of the mobile on-screen controls. Instead, Sideswipe reinvents Rocket League on a 2D plane with one goal on the left and one on the right. The controls are thankfully simple: steer your car by moving a virtual stick to the left, and press the two buttons on the right to jump and boost. Those are all the tools you have, and your only objective is to hit the ball into the net.

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If you’ve played the original Rocket League, the basics are exactly the same. The developers managed to perfectly reproduce the fast controls and floating physics of the. Rocket League has always been the best example of a game with the lowest skill floor and the highest skill cap, and Sideswipe has exactly the same quality. Matches only last two minutes and goals are scored every few seconds. It’s not uncommon to end a match with double-digit scores once you’ve learned how to manage your boost meter and hit the ball from the right angle. I’ve never been very good at Rocket League, but I’m already doing a double jump back and returning the ball into the Sideswipe goal, and that’s awesome.

Mobile games don’t have the best reputation for their monetization practices, but there’s nothing in Sideswipe that sets my alarm bells off. In fact, there is currently no way to spend money in Sideswipe even if you want to. The Rocket Pass rewards new cars, paint jobs, wheels, trim, and other cosmetics every time you level up, and it’s completely free. The in-game store is full of cosmetic items that can be purchased with a currency called SP, but there is no way to purchase SP with real money. You can earn SP on the Rocket Pass, picking up unwanted cosmetics and gifts earned by completing challenges – and that’s it. Sideswipe is a free to play game, so I have to assume that it will eventually have some form of monetization, but for now everything in the game has to be earned by playing the game. How deliciously old it is- school?

I am extremely addicted to Sideswipe. The three play modes – 1v1, 2v2, and 2v2 Hoops – add just enough variety to keep things fresh, and the long list of weekly, seasonal, and event challenges have me coming back for the grind. I’m not sure how Epic can keep this ad-free and with no way to spend the money, but I’m not complaining. If the original is any indication, it won’t be long before we get the Batmobile and DeLorean in Sideswipe as well, at which point that will become my main and unique game. My apologies in advance to my Destiny 2 clan.

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